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Meet the (Mostly) Functional Humans Behind the Mayhem

Hey there, mama!

Welcome to Real Moms of New Jersey—where motherhood is messy, loud, hilarious, exhausting, and somehow the best thing ever. I’m a Jersey-based mom of 4, professional snack-opener, and CEO of keeping it real.

I started this blog not because I have it all figured out (spoiler: I don’t), but because I needed a space where we could ditch the perfect Pinterest mom pressure and just talk about what actually works.

Here, you’ll find:

  • Tips & tricks that save time and sanity

  • Product links to stuff I’ve tried, tested, and can vouch for during a tantrum

  • Quick recipes that don’t require a culinary degree or 27 ingredients

  • And real stories from the trenches—because we’re all winging it together

This site is for the moms who are juggling all the things, forgetting half of them, and still showing up with love, sarcasm, and snacks in their purse.

Thanks for being here—you’re in good company. 💛